Get Pikmin 3, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 20 mins after putting the disc in I’m still waiting to play.

Very disappointed that Siri apparently doesn’t know what UTC is.

My parents taught me to be careful, but they never told me, “YOU WILL DIE IF YOU SCREW THIS UP.” http://www.foodallergywalk.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1062527&supid=390768228

I won the One-Second Stopwatch Game in 7 tries. I suppose this is one of my many useless skills. http://toys.usvsth3m.com/watch/